Gene Rayburn: "Earth Junior's audience is getting so young..."
Audience: "HOW YOUNG IS IT?"
Gene: "It's getting so young, they're throwing 'blank' onto the stage."
(Funky 1970s music)
Gene: "OK, let's see how you did."
Contestant: "Throwing diapers onto the stage."
Gene: "Diapers! Very good. We'll see if you got a match."
Charles Nelson Reilly: "I said diapers."
Gene: "There's a match!"
Brett Somers: "Diapers it is!"
Gene: "That's two!"
Richard Dawson: "I didn't understand the question. I said pacifiers."
Gene: "Pacifiers."
Richard: "Yes, pacifiers. Because babies sometimes throw pacifiers."
Gene: "Drinking on set again, Richard?"